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Marriage is not a word

febby Lawrencefebby Lawrence
edited June 2008 in BoyzLove
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
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  • gagahberanigagahberani
    Translate plis
  • sarah_asharisarah_ashari
    febby Lawrence wrote:
    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
    2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
    3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
    4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
    5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
    6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
    7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
    8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
    9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
    10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
    16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .
    18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
    19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
    21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
    23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
    24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
    25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
    26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
    29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

    Thank you for sharing LOL
  • LittlePigeonLittlePigeon
    sarah_ashari wrote:
    febby Lawrence wrote:
    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
    2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
    3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
    4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
    5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
    6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
    7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
    8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
    9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
    10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
    16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .
    18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
    19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
    21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
    23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
    24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
    25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
    26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
    29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

    Thank you for sharing LOL

    ah, mba sarah kayak baca aja
    (beneran kan? ga baca?)

    LOL
  • vinnvinn
    gagahberani wrote:
    Translate plis

    intinya,
    nikah ama cewe tuh gak bakal bahagia.
    beda donk kalo ama cowo... :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • chie chiechie chie
    ah, i don't think so.... ( apaan sih ?? )
  • Chinese_lullabyChinese_lullaby
    lucu, ketawa bacanya
  • har_inhar_in
    febby Lawrence wrote:
    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
    2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
    3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
    4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
    5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
    6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
    7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
    8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
    9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
    10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
    16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .
    18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
    19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
    21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
    23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
    24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
    25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
    26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
    29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

    :lol: :lol:
    wow!! keren nih. ngakak gw bacanya
    paling suka ma no 4,5 n 30
  • forgetMeForgetMeNotforgetMeForgetMeNot
    cynic wrote:
    gagahberani wrote:
    Translate plis

    baca kamus plis.

    kadang di'translate' bsia beda pengertiannya... dan ada permainan kata kata kalo diartikan malah enggak ketangkep maknanya.. lagian itu bahasa inggris standart aja kok... :wink:
  • SenbonzakuraSenbonzakura
    Xoxoxo. Interesting yet so pessimistic of the meaningful holy marriage. As we all won't be here without our parent without them both got married before. Cheers.
  • febby Lawrencefebby Lawrence
    Senbonzakura wrote:
    Xoxoxo. Interesting yet so pessimistic of the meaningful holy marriage. As we all won't be here without our parent without them both got married before. Cheers.

    ya iyalah... itu kan cuma buat lucu lucuan aja..

    bagi ekke yang lucu :

    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
  • vena melindavena melinda
    febby Lawrence wrote:
    Senbonzakura wrote:
    Xoxoxo. Interesting yet so pessimistic of the meaningful holy marriage. As we all won't be here without our parent without them both got married before. Cheers.

    ya iyalah... itu kan cuma buat lucu lucuan aja..

    bagi ekke yang lucu :

    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

    ya ya... me too, make me laugh LOL yah
  • CaturCatur
    febby...
    tumben...
    menghibur...(ke2 kalinya hari ini -tentang married-......setelah pagi tadi rekan2 sejawat ngucapin selamat; ada yg sebarin isue dikantor kl wa cuti married kemarin; percuma dibantah; diiya'in aja....; paling-engga fans ce pada mundur...; .....hehehheh....koq malah curhat ???...)

    ..lucu feb...

    ada artikel yg lainnya..??
  • wahana_2000wahana_2000
    mbak febby bisa bahasa inggris to ?
  • febby Lawrencefebby Lawrence
    wahana_2000 wrote:
    mbak febby bisa bahasa inggris to ?

    malu ama tetek dong... kalo enggak bisa...
  • beha bik-rumbeha bik-rum
    febby Lawrence wrote:
    wahana_2000 wrote:
    mbak febby bisa bahasa inggris to ?

    malu ama tetek dong... kalo enggak bisa...
    non entar artiin bibik ke bhs melayu yah waktu nganter cucian.. :P
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