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top_secret

andre69 wrote:

Gw jelasin ya, ga ada yg namanya pajak barang mewah,
yang ada pajak penjualan barang mewah alias PPnBM
Jadi klo mau dipajakin
yang > 20 cm baru kena PPnBM klo dijual, hehehe

Ada yang lagi dipasarkan ga??..

Salam...

kalo dijual murah? kena PPnBM juga gak ya??..

andre69

Yah, yang mewah apa kagak kan diliat dari harganya
Klo dijual murah, jangan-jangan udah limbah...hehehe

Tapi tenang, kan masih bisa di rework...

the@mind

andre69 wrote:

Yah, yang mewah apa kagak kan diliat dari harganya
Klo dijual murah, jangan-jangan udah limbah...hehehe

Tapi tenang, kan masih bisa di rework...

di recond pak... mungkin signal nya dah kurang bagus... artinya, buat apa 20cm tapi susah dapet signal, alias lembek... he he he

iNeedLove

the@mind wrote:

andre69 wrote:

Yah, yang mewah apa kagak kan diliat dari harganya
Klo dijual murah, jangan-jangan udah limbah...hehehe

Tapi tenang, kan masih bisa di rework...

di recond pak... mungkin signal nya dah kurang bagus... artinya, buat apa 20cm tapi susah dapet signal, alias lembek... he he he

HUAHAUHAUHUAHUAHUA.... ancur

raydric999

bwahahaha... pajak barang mewah.. lol
lumayan lucu lah yg ini.. :P

de Hati

top_secret wrote:

Arth4 wrote:

iNeedLove wrote:

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mulai January 2009, tiap penis akan dikenai pajak sesuai panjang:

0-10cm bebas pajak
10-13cm pajak retribusi
13-20cm pajak pertambahan nilai
lebih dari 20 cm pajak barang mewah

Shitttt ! Punya Gw kena pajak barang mewah !! Damn !

anjriiiitt.. gue juga harus bayar pajak barang mewah!!! art,kt kumpulin anak2, bwt class action ke dirjen pajak! (tapi keknya ngumpulin anak2nya yg rada susah ya.. wkwkwkwkwk.. secara.....)

untung cuma 19.99 cm ... jadi gak kena PPnBM LOL

ada bocoran dari direktorat pajak: buang sperma sembarangan kena cukai, pacaran ama bule kena pajak ganda, bea masuk dan pajak ekspor, tapi bisa dapet restitusi kalo putus LOL

lost_in_confusion

de Hati wrote:

top_secret wrote:

Arth4 wrote:

iNeedLove wrote:

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mulai January 2009, tiap penis akan dikenai pajak sesuai panjang:

0-10cm bebas pajak
10-13cm pajak retribusi
13-20cm pajak pertambahan nilai
lebih dari 20 cm pajak barang mewah

Shitttt ! Punya Gw kena pajak barang mewah !! Damn !

anjriiiitt.. gue juga harus bayar pajak barang mewah!!! art,kt kumpulin anak2, bwt class action ke dirjen pajak! (tapi keknya ngumpulin anak2nya yg rada susah ya.. wkwkwkwkwk.. secara.....)

untung cuma 19.99 cm ... jadi gak kena PPnBM LOL

ada bocoran dari direktorat pajak: buang sperma sembarangan kena cukai, pacaran ama bule kena pajak ganda, bea masuk dan pajak ekspor, tapi bisa dapet restitusi kalo putus LOL

pengiriman barang lintas daerah juga bisa kena pajak dan harus ngurus visa lho... LOL

the@mind

de Hati wrote:

top_secret wrote:

Arth4 wrote:

iNeedLove wrote:

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mulai January 2009, tiap penis akan dikenai pajak sesuai panjang:

0-10cm bebas pajak
10-13cm pajak retribusi
13-20cm pajak pertambahan nilai
lebih dari 20 cm pajak barang mewah

Shitttt ! Punya Gw kena pajak barang mewah !! Damn !

anjriiiitt.. gue juga harus bayar pajak barang mewah!!! art,kt kumpulin anak2, bwt class action ke dirjen pajak! (tapi keknya ngumpulin anak2nya yg rada susah ya.. wkwkwkwkwk.. secara.....)

untung cuma 19.99 cm ... jadi gak kena PPnBM LOL

ada bocoran dari direktorat pajak: buang sperma sembarangan kena cukai, pacaran ama bule kena pajak ganda, bea masuk dan pajak ekspor, tapi bisa dapet restitusi kalo putus LOL

mau dong jadi petugas bea cukai... secara, tiap ari pasti memantau orang yang ejakulasi... trus, ngumpulin sperma berserakan deh.... duh.... nikmatnya dunia, ha ha ha...

cream

bisex kena pajak ganda

- gay bebas fiskal krn membantu mengurangi kepadatan penduduk


1 jan 2009 stright2 peruntuh iman kena wajib militer 12 bulan di perbatasan, maka dari pada ...mendingan..

de Hati

lost_in_confusion wrote:

de Hati wrote:

top_secret wrote:

Arth4 wrote:

iNeedLove wrote:

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mulai January 2009, tiap penis akan dikenai pajak sesuai panjang:

0-10cm bebas pajak
10-13cm pajak retribusi
13-20cm pajak pertambahan nilai
lebih dari 20 cm pajak barang mewah

Shitttt ! Punya Gw kena pajak barang mewah !! Damn !

anjriiiitt.. gue juga harus bayar pajak barang mewah!!! art,kt kumpulin anak2, bwt class action ke dirjen pajak! (tapi keknya ngumpulin anak2nya yg rada susah ya.. wkwkwkwkwk.. secara.....)

untung cuma 19.99 cm ... jadi gak kena PPnBM LOL

ada bocoran dari direktorat pajak: buang sperma sembarangan kena cukai, pacaran ama bule kena pajak ganda, bea masuk dan pajak ekspor, tapi bisa dapet restitusi kalo putus LOL

pengiriman barang lintas daerah juga bisa kena pajak dan harus ngurus visa lho... LOL

pajaknya dibebasin percuma juga ... kena roaming LOL

satria

the@mind wrote:

ngumpulin sperma berserakan deh.... duh.... nikmatnya dunia, ha ha ha...

trs mo lu apa-in tuh peju ... ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

CyberWarlock

iNeedLove wrote:

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mulai January 2009, tiap penis akan dikenai pajak sesuai panjang:

0-10cm bebas pajak
10-13cm pajak retribusi
13-20cm pajak pertambahan nilai
lebih dari 20 cm pajak barang mewah

ahh legaa untung penis gue flexible.. pas di tagih pajak gw lemesin aja si DD < 10 cm nah klo penagih pajak nya pergi tegangin lg deh > dr 20 cm ahauhaua

the@mind

satria wrote:

the@mind wrote:

ngumpulin sperma berserakan deh.... duh.... nikmatnya dunia, ha ha ha...

trs mo lu apa-in tuh peju ... ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

siapa tau bisa jadi bahan dasar energy alternatif.... he he he. buat pengganti energy fosil.

mr.watzon

g ada garingan yang membunuh jiwa...


ada 3 barisan ulat..
baris pertama paling depan ada 3 ulat
baris kedua belakangnya ada 2 ulat
baris terakhir paling belakang ada 1 ulat

pas ditanya ulat yang paling depan, mereka bilang baris paling belakang ada 1 ulat (bener dong) tapi ulat paling belakang bilang kalo baris paling depan ada 6 ulat... Kenapa coba bisa kayak gitu???..














karena ulat itu boong.......
:shock: (ajig ni garingan gak penting abis!!)

vanvanvan90

well,ini bukan jokes sih...but this is some of hillarious quote (not to mention fact) yang buat gw lebih bahagia aja

-When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thanks, Marlene)

-The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

-Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

-Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. ~Sam Austin

-If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

-War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~The Value of Families

-If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown

-I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother. ~Charles Pierce, 1980

-Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter

- think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men. ~Diamanda Galas

-Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the editor, The Advocate

-There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. ~Boy George